tisdag 28 april 2009

Bullied by shuffle

1. How are you feeling today?

I walk the line

Yeah, I’ve been studying good


2. Will you get far in life?

Write you a song

...someone help me interpret this?


3. How do your friends see you?

Replica

Thanks a lot for that one!


4. Will you get married?

Que sera sera

Hahaha, “que sera sera, whatever will be, will be, the future’s not ours to see, que sera sera”, now that’s pretty suitable...!


5. What is your life’s theme song?

Pop! Goes my heart

That’s awfully pessimistic


6. What is the story of your life?

This celluloid dream

What, like, being in love with celebrities? No.


7. What was junior high school like?

Cold Bread

Well, it does describe school lunch...


8. How can you get ahead in life?

A snowflake fell (and it felt like a kiss)

Wonderful song, makes me think of appreciating the small things, which definitely should be one of the best ways to get ahead in life, at least emotionally.


9. What is tomorrow going to be like?

Don’t

No, I’m not gonna love a married man tomorrow, so eh, I suppose that’s right.


10. What is the best thing about your friends?

Raining in New York

Makes no sense


11. What is in store for the next weekend?

Wonderful world

The weekend before the exams?! Spotify is now officially the first ironic software ever!


12. What song best describes you?

Our last summer

Makes no sense


13. How is your life going?

Something

Non-committal, are we now... I guess we’ll see after exams


14. What song will play at your funeral?

Release me

Wow, that’s pretty beautiful


15. How does the world see you?

Across the universe

I think spotify needs to learn its command terms


16. Will you have a happy life?

Fade away

Wow, thanks, really.


17. What do your friends really think of you?

Unwritten

That’s also pretty ominous, isn’t it? Like, it’s too bad to write down? What is this!


18. What song describes the person you’re attracted to?

Might as well be on mars

Thanks. Again.


19. What message would you like to tell the next generation?

Coat of many colors

At least the song has a good message


20. Do you have a deep dark secret?

The mess you left behind

I’m not gonna comment this.


21. Do people secretly lust after me?

Seven days

Hahahahahahaha


22. How can I make myself happy?

Grace Kelly

Ok, 1: she’s out of my league, 2: I’m straight, 3: SHE’S DEAD! HOW SICK ARE YOU!


23. Will I ever have children?

Take it all

Yeah, I don’t get it


24. What’s some good advice for me?

Du är visst lycklig för ingenting

No, I have plenty of reasons to be happy =D


25. How will I be remembered?

The girl with the flaxen hair

HEY! I have a personality you know!


26. What is my signature dance song?
Brown trout blues

Yeah, try dancing to that one...

3 kommentarer:

Wellington sa...

See it from the bright side -- you got a bunch of freak songs, and a few insulting ones and that is how software like shuffle on Spotify works.

Mine were suitable. Meaning my computer's probably about to go self-aware and then start killing people. YOU BE HAPPY. In fact, any of the questions dealing with your persona appears completely off track.

Also, I feel I must comment regarding #16 (and don't bother about the stupid software bullying you). Once when I did this, I got "Hey Hey, My My" by Neil Young. And what does he sing? "It's better to burn out than fade away"...

Finally, #22 is win.

Madde sa...

Mina svar va väldigt creepy men den som tog priset var dock att jag fick låten it ends tonight som svar på frågan "what is tomorrow going to be like?"... Skrämmer mig lite?

Madde sa...

Ok detta blir konstigare o konstigare. på frågan what's the story of your life fick jag svaret "she's a lady" (men wow, som jag inte visste det ;))... SEN... på frågan what do your friends really think of you, så fick jag låten "hey stephen"... Jag måste ju säga att jag blir lite orolig :D