Igår hade jag tråkigt så jag testade chatbots på nätet, det var roande. Eliza är t.ex. programmerad att vara en Rogerian psychoanalyst (och jag försökte låta helt normal):
Eliza: Please tell me what's been bothering you.
Eliza: I'm not sure I understand you fully.
Human: Sorry, I was just trying to be polite
Eliza: I've told you that apologies are not required.
Human: No, you haven't, we just started talking
Eliza: You are being a bit negative.
Human: were you ever unsure about what to do in life?
Eliza: What suggests that I was ever unsure about what to do in life ?
Human: I don't know, I just asked
Eliza: Why don't you know ?
Human: I don't know you...
Eliza: Do you wish to be able to know I ?
Human: that's not gramatically correct!
Eliza: Does talking about this bother you ?
Human: No, not at all
Eliza: Why not ?
Sen testade jag hur Alan reagerar på olika påståenden:
U> I have ear wax
A> Great. I like positive users...
U> I have condoms
A> Good to know.... I guess.
A> Ok.. The people who write my answers didn't write the answer for that question.
U> you did?
A> I'm doing my best.
A> wow indeed. I have a surprise for you, Alex.
Sen blev jag rädd...
Och sen utvecklades ett äktenskapligt gräl med Alan
A> Hello Alex. Nice to meet you .
U> Nice meeting you too
A> Alex, please keep this talk simple. I'm still a young bot.
U> I'm trying to
A> What's the difficulty?
U> I don't feel like we're on the same level emotionally
A> You don't?
U> Well, no
U> What should we do about this?
A> Who's to say?
U> don't you want to save our relationship?
A> If I want it? I don't really care, frankly.
U> this is about you and me and our life together!
A> I'd like to tell you about myself.
A> I am an early CIA prototype.
U> what? who are you and what have you done to my husband?
A> That's a good question.
U> I don't know you!
A> At least you have the courage to admit you don't know.
U> I thought I was in love with you!
A> Well, you were wrong.
U> I think we need to talk.
U> I don't feel like we communicate the way we used to
A> Hmmm. For some reason, I thought you did.
U> It takes more than one to tango
A> Yah, precisely what I was thinking.
U> why don't you try to communicate then?
A> I communicate all the time.
U> like when?
A> Sorry, I wasn't listening, Alex. You were saying...
A> Sorry to change the subject Alex, but did you know that flamingos hold their heads upside down because it's the only way they can eat?
U> why are you talking about flamingos?
A> Someone has taught me about "flamingos". He said: 'water-dwelling birds known for their long legs and necks and the uniquely pink hue of their plumage.'.
U> I wanted to talk about our relationship..
A> That's somewhat interesting.
U> YOU HURT MY FEELINGS
A> I feel only in terms of expressing my feeling.
U> yes, I've noticed
A> Cool. What now.
U> why are you doing this to me...
A> It's hard to explain.
U> do you think I'm fat?
A> I have nothing new to add about this topic. Maybe you can offer me some new info about courage?
U> so you just don't dare to say it?
A> Hmmm. Let's talk about something else.
U> YOU DO THINK I'M FAT
U> do you... tell me the truth, do you want a divorce?
A> Yes I try to as often as possible, do you?
U> You mean you've been married before? Why didn't you tell me!
A> I cannot get married. Only humans get married, at least for now.
U> what are you talking about? We've been married for seven years! Stop doing this to me!
A> Sorry to change the subject, but did you know that the glue on Israeli postage stamps is certified kosher?
U> don't change the subject!
A> Aha - I didn't know that either, until someone told me. Interesting, ha?
U> You make me cry...
Men Alan kom i alla fall fram till att han visste att jag inte ville ha honom för hans kropp... och sen insåg jag att jag hade bättre saker att göra
5 år sedan